Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Waiting on Wednesday (December 5)





Waiting on Wednesday was started by Jill at Breaking the Spine. This weekly meme shares the upcoming books that I'm most excited about.



Crap Kingdom by D. C. Pierson

THE CHOSEN ONE MUST BE RETRIEVED FROM EARTH


HE WILL BRING DOWN THE WALL AND RESTORE THE KINGDOM TO GLORY

HIS NAME IS TOM PARKING

With this mysterious yet oddly ordinary-looking prophecy, Tom's fate is sealed: he's been plucked from his life and whisked away to a magical kingdom to be its Chosen One.

There's just one problem: The kingdom is mostly made of garbage from Earth. Okay, well, two problems: the king hates Tom. Also, the princess likes to wear fake mustaches. And being Chosen One seems to consist mainly of cleaning out rats' noses at the Royal Rat-Snottery.

So, basically, the kingdom sucks.

When Tom turns down the job of Chosen One, he thinks he's making a smart decision. But when Tom discovers he's been replaced by his best friend Kyle, who's always been cooler, more athletic, and better with girls, Tom wants Crap Kingdom back—at any cost. And the hilarity that ensues will determine the fate of the universe. (Goodreads)

Published by Viking Juvenile

Release Date: March 7, 2013


5 comments:

Monica R said...

def looks like a fun read.
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Kate said...

Great choice, I can't wait for this one either!

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Juju at Tales of Whimsy.com said...

What an oddly weird yet intriguing summary. Cool find!

Johanna said...

Just reading about the synopsis is making me laugh. What an excellent pick. I'll bet an A+ with this on being hilarious.

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Alexia561 said...

Great pick! Hadn't heard of this one before, but the synopsis made me laugh!

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