Teaser Tuesday (February 15)

What is teaser tuesday?
It's a meme hosted by Should Be Reading and here are the rules:
Grab your current read...
Open to a random page
Share two teaser sentences from somewhere on the page
Don't include spoilers.

"I automatically look up, even though I fel inclined to point out, "I'm not Jenna!" This is said with a cheery smitle of course, and I catch none other than Bret Huckley, infamous paparazzo complete with his multiple cameras, lenses capable of capturing the insides of your pores."

-Jenna & Jonah's Fauxmance, page 19, by Emily Franklin and Brendan Halpin