It's a meme hosted by Should Be Reading and here are the rules: Grab your current read...
Open to a random page
Share two teaser sentences from somewhere on the pageDon't include spoilers.
"First I guess the whole Mystic Crowning information will be given to me later. Not important, really. Just like to know if I need to bring a gift."
-Not Quite the Classics, 28% on Kindle, by Colin Mochrie
I love this! He takes the first and last line from a classic story and makes up the middle. Hilarious!