Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Teaser Tuesday (September 9)

What is teaser tuesday?
It's a meme hosted by Should Be Reading and here are the rules: 

• Grab your current read
• Open to a random page
• Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
• BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
• Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers! 


"Zombirule #2: After a fight, avoid turning away from a fallen zombie to hug your girlfriend with relief. Under no circumstances fail to tage that zombie again, or while you have your PTSD face buried in her shampoo-smelling hair, said zombie will stand up offscreen, give the audience time to scream, and then take a big ol' hunk of rib eye out of your back." 
-The Infects, Page 124, by Sean Beaudoin 

3 comments:

PD Workman said...

LOL. I bet my son would love this one!

My excerpt today from a soon-to-be-published young adult novel:

http://pdworkman.com/excerpt-from-steven-teasertuesdayont-forget-steven-teasertuesday/

laura thomas said...

I've got this waiting in my kindle. I'm a zombie fan. So true about that scene. You have to make sure they are completely dead and I'd still not turn my back on one. Leave the area before you kissy face! LOL
Here is my tease - http://fuonlyknew.com/2014/09/09/teaser-tuesdays-80-unbroken-ties-by-m-latimer-ridley/

Sandra Nachlinger said...

This sounds like a funny take on zombies.Love the Teaser.
Here's the link to my Tuesday post: Retirement Can Be Murder.

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