It's a meme hosted by Should Be Reading and here are the rules: Grab your current read...
Open to a random page
Share two teaser sentences from somewhere on the pageDon't include spoilers.
"Upon hearing this, Mrs. Bennet frisked and frolicked with abandon; the irksome hairballs were entirely forgotten."
-Pride and Prejudice and Kitties, by Jane Austen, Pamela Jane, and Deborah Guyol
Sadly, I can't give you a Kindle %, due to it's tragic demise over the weekend. Still, there are fun little quotes throughout the book. Look for my review later this week.